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image Ettamoga Terrorist Attack?

Locals paid little attention to the latest, aledged, threat to Australian icons. Reports from the Ettamogah Pub is that a plane has crashed into the lawn outside the hotel narrowly missing the building and avoiding another terrorist disaster. Osama Bin Laden has denied responsability at this stage although Federal Police are not counting him out as a suspect.

Adrian and Debbie Bradcock were on holiday when the incident occured. And according to Adrian, only just made it away from the Ettamogah Hotel with their lives.

"We only just stopped into the pub on our way to the petrol station for a quick schooner or two, when I looked around and saw this plane had crashed into the side of the building. I just had time to take a few photo's and I grabbed Debbie by the arm and we ran to the car and drove all the way home to Adelaide without stopping"Adrian recalled to ONN via Mobile phone but it seems he may have been mistaken about the actual crash. As the photo's show, it seems the plane had missed the building and plowed into a nearby empty patch of grass.

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caught in the act, Osama atempts to hide the evidence

The photo to the right was obtained by OAA and shows damning evidence that Osama had at least something to do with the incident.

Mr Curry 85, a local toy maker and a regular at the Ettamoga said "That Osama Bin Laden fellow? yes I saw him drinking and playing cards with a pilot this afternoon, I knew they were up to no good". When questioned about the aledged plane crash he, just like the others in the hotel at the time recalled how people were jumping from the balcony, some even climbing the stairs to jump again. No one was killed in the incodent and people are being questioned about the identity of the pilot. The only leads at this stage is a canaster score sheet left behind in the hotel.

Police are not saying for sure whether or not the score sheet was used by Osama Bin Laden and the aledged pilot at this stage though they do say that if it was Bin Laden lost the game. Police have advised the publican of the Ettamogah not to encourage the drinking of more than one schooner for tourists to the hotel. "Some of them tend to take things a bit too serious." said Mr Curry.


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